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04:00 PM . 15 September 2014


As a musician and a lover of puns, this cover of “All About the Bass” by a Jazz bassist was just too great not to share for your Thursday Evening Melody.

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02:00 PM . 15 September 2014


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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12:00 PM . 15 September 2014


I think a wonderful symbol of the Tibetan culture is the behavior of the stray dogs around their monastery. Most everywhere else I’ve traveled, stray dogs have been very skittish around humans. Here, they seemed right at home.

(Dharamshala, India)

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04:00 PM . 14 September 2014


Inception (2010) + Text posts

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02:00 PM . 14 September 2014


Inception (2010) + Text posts

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12:00 PM . 14 September 2014

(Source: tomhazeldine)

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12:00 PM . 13 September 2014


Ancient Roman frescoes excavated at Pompeii and Herculaneum.

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08:00 PM . 12 September 2014

Gamer sex tip #25


Instead of moaning, make reaper sounds. 

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06:00 PM . 12 September 2014





I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Don’t forget “actual unwillingness to make an effort to understand women as a result of profound and privileged laziness.” That’s actually the one I run into the most.

"Women are confusing." "No we’re not. Everything I’m saying makes linear, logical sense. I could draw you a fucking flowchart of everything I’ve just said. You just don’t want to listen to me because that would mean stirring from your stagnant, self-satisfied torpor, confident that, because I’m a woman, you don’t ACTUALLY have to think about or engage with anything I say." "Wow, like, all that? Super confusing.”

(Source: ethiopienne)

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04:00 PM . 12 September 2014

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02:00 PM . 12 September 2014

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12:00 PM . 12 September 2014



Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

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08:00 PM . 11 September 2014


Sorry im late

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06:00 PM . 11 September 2014


I swear to god, Australia is some kind of bullshit Night Vale country. 

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04:00 PM . 11 September 2014